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Let me start with a story. As a way to earn extra cash I often baby-sit through an agency. (I mean NYC is EXPENSIVE and a girl gotta eat.) I recently babysat this adorable 4-year-old boy who is OBSESSED with Spiderman. I even had to keep him from climbing on the furniture several times. LOL! Any…

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Cedric was weak because he died.

Luna never really spoke so we wouldn’t be able to tell if she was stuck up or not. (Still I love her.)
Snape hated everything after Lily died.
Pettigrew was loyal to the dark lord.

“Cedric was weak because he died” what does that even mean. “Cedric died because he was weak” would make sense, but that’s not true. That statement is idiotic and shouldn’t exist.
Luna cared about her friends and everybody else more than herself and just wanted friends, AND FUCK YOU YES SHE TALKED, she was so not stuck up.
Snape did NOT hate everything, he just became bitter and retreated into himself. THERE’S A FUCKING DIFFERENCE.
Pettigrew changed alliances, making him disloyal. He betrayed his friends in the first place, making him disloyal and not-trustworthy.
Fuck y’all. SUCK MY DICK. The picture is right.

You said it, girlfriend. :)
Sep 11th, 2011

As a Muslim, I’m sick of people asking me how I feel about 9/11. What do you want me to say, seriously? Do you want me to say, “It was a great plan, mwahahaha!” before I fly off on a magic carpet?

I was born and raised in this country and was just as shocked as everyone else to learn there were people on this earth so vile as to commit such a horrific attack - or to even think about doing it. But I didn’t do it. Neither did 99.999999999 percent of the roughly 1.5 billion people in the world who also call themselves Muslims. So why should I or any other Muslim apologize for what happened?

Nickleback is planning on releasing another album. Should I ask white people to apologize for that?

— Aman Ali (via onesweetdelightlater)

(Source: CNN, via blueberry-kiwi)

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